I want to have your abortion
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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