dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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