I just made out with a guy for $7.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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