and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This baby is an asshole
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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