I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
