I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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