his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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