Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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