Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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