At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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