You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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