dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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