Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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