hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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