We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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