There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think I have vodka in my lungs
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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