this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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