i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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