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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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