States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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