I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
