I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize
