Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I will pee on everything he values.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
