she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
