he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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