I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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