Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think I won the penis lottery.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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