I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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