I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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