I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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