its not stalking. its research.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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