i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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