And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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