But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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