let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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