I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Watching her eat just hurts me
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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