Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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