butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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