The maid of honor just puked.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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