I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
