I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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