would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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