margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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