I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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