Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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