i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
