I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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