best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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