I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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