so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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