my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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