some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
...so i touched it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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