don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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